You are my human ashtray. I will train you as such. Subduing you with my magnificent curves and compelling you into a bad habit that you are powerless to resist. You will do my bidding as an object. Just an ashtray. Taking in all my fumes, my ash, even down to the cigarette butt! Making sure to lick it off the floor if any ash falls. Deny yourself for me. Pay to be my human ashtray now and forever.